Naughty Thoughts on the Slow Bus to Cairo, She Seemed So Crazy!
Saturday, May 31st, 2008
I had a spare week to fill in, before I headed back to the UK; I had just spent the summer on a Kibbutz, somewhere in the Jordan Valley in Israel. Which had been great fun, apart from the minor inconvenience of having to do a little bit of work 6 days a week.
The fun was now over and it was time to go and visit one of the wonders of the world, the Sphinx and the pyramids of Giza. I made my way to Tel Aviv and bought my Egyptian Visa and bus ticket for the 15-hour journey from hell to Cairo.
I got to the bus station in plenty of time, and couldn’t help but notice a tall, slim and very sexy looking girl that turned out to be a Russian, in the queue in front of me. She just had a way about her that I found totally irresistible. A young sleazy looking English guy tried his best to get a little bit too friendly with her, and was loudly told to, “fuck off, you creep”. I liked her even more, she sure wasn’t easy.
I managed to get myself a seat with a nice view of her, in the opposite row, and occasionally we would glance at each other, but nothing was said. The bus stopped somewhere at the Red Sea for a refreshment break. It was pitch dark and the heat was unbearable, so I did what any traveller with any sense does; I made my way to the bar and had a couple of pints of cold lager.
Soon after the bus departed again for Cairo, I fell into a deep sleep, and was then woken up by the Russian girl shouting out like crazy in her native language, I looked over and she was having a dream, I wondered what she was dreaming about, I thought about asking, but remembered the English guys knock back at the station, I thought it would probably be best if I said nothing.
The bus from hell eventually arrived at our stop off point at the Sheraton hotel in Cairo. I was hanging around outside the bus, confusing myself with a map of Cairo, when out of the blue a German couple, came over and asked me where I was staying and I said the name of the flea pit hotel and they then pointed at the Russian girl and said Lina is going there, do I mind travelling there with her.
I stayed calm and a cool, “sure she can”, we introduced ourselves and got on with the small talk that travellers love to talk about, where we had been, where we were going etc. We got to the hotel and she asked if I wouldn’t mind sharing and splitting the cost of a room for the next two nights until her flight day, “yes, I would love to share”.
It was around 11 am buy the time we got to the hotel; unfortunately there were twin beds in the room, and it was a shared shower. We dumped our rucksacks and she showed me some of the sights of Cairo, she took me to The British Museum and the Grand Bazaar and down to a nice spot on the Nile.
Eventually, after taking our lives in our own hands, we somehow managed to navigate our way across Tahir Square, and back to the hotel. As soon as we got back to the room, Lina said she was going for a shower, 15 minutes later a radiant and sweet smelling Lina came back and told me, “that I must go for a shower now”, I thought It would be rude to ignore the girls request, I thought I better show some class, and took my time, having my shower. I got back to the room and I was delighted to see the Russian beauty lying naked on the bed.
All I can say is that my first experience of a Russian girl, is one that I will never forget, it was maybe the time of the cold war, but there was nothing cold about this sweet Russian girl, she was as hot as hell. I can’t really remember too much about the beauty of the Sphinx, the pyramids or the desert, but I can clearly remember every smooth and sweet curve of Lina’s sweet, beautiful, sexy body.
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