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I was doing what all good students do best at RGU, I was chatting to girl I met on an online chartroom via msn messenger. It was a tough life being a business studies student; I suppose you could call it personal development studies! She claimed that she never had a digital camera to put her picture online, so I had to rely on her own analysis of her good looks. She said she was good-looking 35, blondish/reddish hair, blue eyes, and voluptuous. She didn’t sound too bad, or so I thought.

I had a day off at the end of the week, so she invited me to her place for a afternoon of fun and frolics. We spoke on the phone the day before to make sure we were both real and that she wasn’t some wackjob pretending to be a girl! She had a very sweet and sexy sounding voice, so I was looking forward to meeting her.

She gave me directions, which seemed straightforward enough; it would take an estimated 75 minutes to drive there. I just hoped my 10-year-old clapped out Fiesta could make it. She was a country girl who lived on a farm. I followed her directions diligently, I just had to follow the A90 and turn off when I seen a certain sign past a few miles past a certain city!

I eventually found where I was looking for; it was a typical farm road, pure hardened mud. I drove for about 2 miles; I drove past a couple of small farmhouses, until I eventually came to the end of the road, where there was a big farm with outbuildings.

I stopped the car to call her to confirm which house was hers, at this point I was starting to get a little bit nervous, I had visions of that movie Deliverance starring  Jon Voigt coming into my mind. There was a couple of wild pit bull like dogs roaming around, and I swear I could here a banjo playing in the background.

If I had any sense, I should just driven straight home, but my hormones were going crazy, I had the prospect of an afternoon of naughty sex awaiting me. Eventually I found her house; the excitement was starting to build.

She opened the door; I should have made my excuses and ran away. She was nothing like her description, if I had called her ugly, I would have been  kind to her, she was more than voluptuous, she was a big as the cows I had passed in the fields. I couldn’t understand how someone with such a sweet and sexy voice could  look so monstrous.

I thought maybe she might look better naked, but she looked just as bad. She never had any good features, I thought her breasts may have been impressive, but they were just flabby and her skin was in bad condition from the crap diet that she was obviously living off.

I did what I had to do; I eventually figured out her best feature and that didn’t involve having to look at her face! She didn’t quite look so bad on her hands and knees from behind. 30 minutes later I made my excuses and headed back to a fictitious lecture, which I had to attend. The beast from the North East asked my when  she would  see me again. I said, “Don’t call me, I will call you when I’m free”. I changed my phone number a few days later!

Submitted by a Former RGU student

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I have travelled to many different countries all around the world for the purpose of work and for the enjoyment of travelling. During my travels it has become apparent to me that certain countries seem to have a much larger and noticeable amount of pretty girls than others. I’m not trying to imply that there aren’t pretty girls in every single county in the world, because I know there are, I have seen countless pretty Scottish, English, Polish, Russian, American, Dutch, Aussie etc girls.

But for me the pure abundance of sexy girls in the following countries is truly amazing, it is like being sent to heaven, when you go to these countries.

Barbados: The beautiful Caribbean Island is more than just a fantastic place to go on holiday; it has also got an amazing amount of good-looking girls, with amazing bodies. If you like sexy  black girls with nice big booties and pretty faces you will be in heaven.

Brazil: It doesn’t get much better than Brazil in South America, there are literally thousands of sexy beautiful  woman of all skin colours, black, white, olive, and the beaches must be the best in the world!

Nigeria: I wouldn’t choose to go to a hell hole, like Nigeria unless it was through work, but there are so many beautiful sexy  looking girls with near perfect bodies, which makes me hope that at some point in my lifetime that  it becomes a safe country to visit.

Somalia: I have admittedly never been to this African country, but I have seen a few hundred  sexy Somalian girls in London, beautiful faces, long legs, and amazing bodies. I think I can be pretty sure what I will find when I eventually make it too Somalia!

Trinidad: Again I have chosen the Caribbean for another hotspot for beautiful sexy  woman, light skinned beauties, with near perfect bodies and faces, you have to visit the Island to appreciate what I’m saying.

For me these countries are like being in heaven as far as the local woman population is concerned. This is my list so far, who knows this may change as I continue on my travels.

I have heard people rave on about Asian, Filipino, Scandinavian, and Eastern European woman, but for me, they are not in the same league as the 5 countries that I have mentioned. But I realise everyone’s tastes are different and in the UK you are allowed freedom of speech, and I have made my opinion known.

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